I usually keep my laptop connected to my television and use a wireless mouse and keyboard with it so I could lie back in bed and use it. Unfortunately, I woke up one morning and none of that worked anymore. USB mice and keyboards no longer work on my laptop (I’ve tried everything), even though USB storage devices still do. It’s stressful hunching over it to type, so I’ve been putting these off for a long time. Here’s the rest, greatly condensed.
Day 12: Funniest Moment
My favorite funny moment is an underrated one, for sure. It’s not someone being stuffed into a weasel suit. It’s not one of Jericho’s long list of comedic highlights. It’s not even the thought that The Miz could possibly be a wrestler. It was a standard segment that, for some reason or another, tickled me to death. It was the lead-up to either a Bragging Rights or Survivor Series PPV, and DX had their teammates in the ring, which included Kofi Kingston and Mark Henry. Until recently, Kofi had been “stereotype Jamaican guy,” but dropped the accent. Typical tense team turmoil occurs, and Triple H breaks the arguments . . . “Did you have an accent?” That, however, is not the best part. Mark Henry then begins yelling at Kofi, presumably about the disappearance of the Jamaican accent!
Day 13: Favorite Gimmick
The Undertaker . . . all of it. Even if you keep the American Badass and Big Evil gimmicks in there, the entire story of The Undertaker is one of the best continual stories ever told.
Day 14: Favorite Memory
Chris Jericho being played to the ring at Survivor Series 2002 (for the first Elimination Chamber) by Saliva. It’s a shame how far he was thrown down the card from the beginning of the year, but he made that fall look magnificent. That entrance almost had me thinking he’d walk out with the World Heavyweight Championship.
Day 15: Favorite PPV or Show
It was a SmackDown! from late 2007(6?). I have no recollection of the first half of the night, but the second half was all The Brothers of Destruction vs MVP & Mr. Kennedy. If you don’t know why I love it, go find it and watch it. Seeing Kane laugh so hard he almost falls while trying to rollback out of the ring made my night; everything else was icing.
Day 16: Favorite Promo/Segment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Acbv9q_jOQ This is one of the simplest segments in the world, but my god is it one of the greatest.
Day 17: First Wrestling memory
The Undertaker destroying someone. Who? I don’t remember. Does it matter? It doesn’t.
Day 18: Most Overrated Wrestler
I hesitate to put The Miz here, because that would imply that he’s a wrestler. The “I watched wrestling from 2002-2005” part of me wants to say Triple H for obvious reasons. I’m going to go with Sheamus. He has all the trappings of someone that wins the opening match once-a-month on Velocity. Whomever thought he should’ve even been a contender for any title right after he debuted must’ve been recovering from severe cerebral trauma, because most people’s responses to him winning the belt were “who?” Don’t get me wrong, I like Sheamus. But I think Biker Chuck Palumbo (a great face gimmick for his spot on the card, in my opinion, that he performed perfectly . . . until the horrendous heel turn) would be better suited to receive a world title shot before a completely unimpressive guy shortly after debuting.
Day 19: Most Underrated Wrestler
S H E L T O N
B E N J A M I N
A natural athlete? Yes. A skilled wrestler? Yes. A talented performer? Yes. In a spot to continue climbing the ladder towards the top of the card? Yes. Good matches with top-of-the-card guys? Yes.
WHY WAS HIS PUSH NOT CONTINUED?
And the answer to that is racism.
Day 20: Favorite Wrestling Move
Chokeslam. If it looks good, it looks like a million dollars. If it looks bad, it looks like absolute trash. I love it.
Day 21: Favorite Gimmick Match
The Elimination Chamber. Once it gets done every year, it’s horrible, but a well built and meaningful EC is a real sight to see. The first one is the best. No one had ever really bumped on steel grates before, especially not at full force. Broken plexiglass, chains, grates, and a lot of inner-fire. The real “Hell in a Cell.”
Day 22: Favorite Era in Wrestling
Post-Invasion, all the way to the beginning of WWECW on SyFy. Great wrestling every Thursday/Friday on Smackdown, Jim Ross saving RAW on its bad weeks (i.e. most of the time), and Michael Cole was a putz instead of an annoying twat? Sign me up.
Day 23: Most Improved Wrestler
MVP. The first time I saw him in the ring, I though it was a joke. Now, he’s one of the best overall wrestlers in the world.
Day 24: Most Shocking Moment
Austin shaking Mr. McMahon’s hand after WrestleMania X-Seven
Day 25: Favorite Commentator or Announcer
Jim Ross. He presents the matches as sport, the wrestlers as athletes, and wrestling as real. In other words, he does his job and he does it right. Imagine that, someone doing their job.
Jim Ross can present divas falling over eachother in kiddie pools full of mud almost sound like sport. If that’s not talent, I don’t know what is.
Day 26: Dream Match
Chris Benoit vs Bryan Danielson – Best-of-3 Falls, No Time Limit.
Day 27: A Wrestler You Want to See More Of
Day 28: Favorite Rivalry
I know I just shat on every RAW from 2002 – 2005 earlier, but Triple H vs Shawn Michaels is on up there with “The Story of The Undertaker” and “The Story of Steve Austin” as one of the greatest stories ever told. I don’t think it ever got the blow-off it deserved, but the package leading into SummerSlasm 2002 was amazing.
Day 29: Favorite Wrestling-related Image
William Regal playing with the trunk of an elephant.
Day 30: Why Are You A Wrestling Fan
Crazy attracts crazy, Jim Ross is God, the WWE’s video production team is the best in the world, and BY GOD SKITTLES ARE DELICIOUS!