I am going to preface this review by telling you that I intended to put money towards the Kickstarter for this game, but I may or may not have put all of that money towards going ham at Anime Weekend Atlanta that year. And if you did not already know, this game is about fucking multiple women as quickly as possible.
The game starts off simple: You ain’t fuckin’. Then, you meet a fuck-fairy. Now, you’re fuckin’ (if you’re good at Bejeweled).
The fairy wants you to have as much sex with all of these different women as soon and as much as possible. You are given a Quantum Leap level of information about your situation/subject upon meeting them, you do regular dating simulator shenanigans to learn the rest, and, if you don’t screw it up, y’all do the nasty after a few dates. The act of sex is simulated by you playing speed-Bejeweled, and you’re rewarded for getting her to climax by a set of well drawn images of the girl in question. Then, you get to fuck the fairy. Afterwards,
Lady Palutena Venus shows up . . . and you fuck her.
Unlike most games of the genre, this game requires meter management, time management, and the moral compass to be in a sexual relationship with a mother and her (adult) daughter at the same time. So, if you’re like me and play Guilty Gear (or BlazBlue), these concepts should not be foreign to you.
I put in about 17 hours over the course of a day and a half, and it is probably the best 17-hour distraction I could have asked for.
Story isn’t as comfy or emotional as some eroge, but it does provide a set of likeable (or hate-able) characters that you will end up fucking in the end anyway.
- Gameplay: 10/10 (This is a dating simulator/eroge + knock-off Bejeweled. HuniePop definitely covered everything it needed to for those parameters)
- Story: 8/10 (Read above)
- Art: 9/10 (Ditto)
- Overall: 9/10 (As far as American porn games go, this is near the top of the heap)
Platform: PC (Can be purchased uncensored through MangaGamer and Humble Bundle, and censored through Steam. However, the Steam version can be patched to be uncensored with almost zero effort.)
Designer: Ryan Koons
Genre: Dating Simulator, Eroge